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Welcome to Comedy Fox - online humor magazine with priceless twisted humor articles written by professional comedians from around the world. Be sure to check back daily for new content!

Goodbye Mr. Carson!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

The Golden Age of Comedy has definitely ended!

Attack and Jail ALL Ventriloquists!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

An unseen hand, with insidious intent, is invading us! You may not feel threatened now, but numerous two-headed monsters are currently undermining our way of life.


Herk and Jerk, The Saga of
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

(A story of a young, ill-fated comedy team. The names of these stand up comics involved here have been dramatically altered to protect those who were innocent…but in truth, I’m Jerk!)

The Last Funny guy!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

It all started when they let lesser skilled comics perform on cable TV in the late eighties and nineties. Then a couple of one joke wonders like Dice Clay, Carrot-Top, and Michael Richards of recent racist fame made it semi-big.

Huddled Around Some Laughs!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

This article is dedicated to much beloved bald guy: Tom Sobel! Get well soon buddy!

Heaven’s Comedy Club
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

I know there’s such a thing as Comedy Heaven. Some say there’s a place between heaven and hell. In my own quirky way, I believe that this very place will turn out to be St Peter’s Comedy Club at the Pearly Gates.

GOD is FUNNY!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

When you’re talking about God, it can be a difficult concept to grasp.
Think about it. Whether it’s my God…or your God…or someone else’s God, whichever you want to picture, it’s gotta be TOUGH TO BE GOD!


Save Earth and Laugh Now!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

Turns out, The Confederation of Planets won’t admit Earth until we’ve attained certain levels of science, sensitivity, and nonviolence! Informed of this data, a select group of future thinkers have been planning, funding, and constructing to gain admittance! This expose is meant to shine some much needed light on their magnanimous efforts.

What I know that you don't!
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

Scolding amateur comedians is a gas! As I traveled in my own standup career, often I 've been asked to help and coach some inexperienced comedy performers. If these wayward souls could be helped, mostly I tried to help. If I couldn’t help, then I gave encouragement. A lot of other comics certainly helped me. Lord, I wish I could have helped all of them. There seems to be more inept standup comics than good ones!

The Comics NO ONE Remembers
Article by Lue Deck, Comedian in Red Shoes!

After a good night at a comedy show, isn’t it amazing how hard you laughed then, but the next day, you can’t recall the name, or place the face? (Geez, that babe with the tight skirt? Or that guy with those red shoes? Or the guy in the robe that did that silly rap parody?) Those are the folks this weird treatise is all about.




Main section
- Goodbye Mr. Carson!
- Attack and Jail ALL Ventriloquists!
- Herk and Jerk, The Saga of
- The Last Funny guy!
- Huddled Around Some Laughs!
- Heaven’s Comedy Club
- GOD is FUNNY!
- Save Earth and Laugh Now!
- What I know that you don't!
- The Comics NO ONE Remembers

Today's featured comedian

Lue Deck

Holds World's record for performing stand-up in 1000 cities in 10 years! listen to live shows: luedeck.us resume: luedeck.biz Does anybody know where I can find some size 13 Red Shoes?








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Comedians on the roll

"I hadn’t realized it yet, but I was walking into a stand-up comic’s nightmare!" - that's Lue Deck

"Following the press conference Moore sold his 'Clinton Sucks Monica Blows' bumper stickers for five dollars a piece." - that's Tom Clark

"My mother says that I am a brilliant writer and comedian. My mother knows everything." - that's Jennifer Ellis

"I am NOT much of a reader, which is somewhat ironic since I AM a writer." - that's Andy Martello

"A stroke of genius! Hit them where they live." - that's Mike Toomey

"Who says men can't fake an orgasm" - that's Sal Amato